These are some jokes me and a friend mad up about Chuck Norris :] so if you like let me know. This are all made up!!! -Nik L. B.
It's not rape if you yell Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made Cris Angel disappear
Chuck Norris is the reason donuts have holes
How do we know when the world is gonna end?
Ask Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris wasn't born he just climbed out.
Jesus walked on water.
Chuck Norris just moved it a side
Chuch Norris is my hero,
because he said so
What would milk say if it could talk?
Got chuck?
Chuck Norris's pencils don't have easers because he never makes mistakes
Chuch Norris went to hell and complained because it was cold
People don't go to prison they go to Chuck
Chuck Norris doesn't need a remote for the tv he just blinks
LMAO!!!
Hope you liked them as much as I did. Some are kinda lame but I wanted to share them with you anyways. Til next time :] see you later duckies -Nik L. B.
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